Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Gua banyak cukup marah lo!

OEI peeple of singapore, got take your money already not?

OF COURSE LAH! Which people dowan free money right?

Hahahaha, singporeans all know already, soon kana fucked backside and pay after-erection price, so might as well take the money the garment is giving now. At least still got some dignity hor?

Wah… I think also I angry man. Why this bimbo ah-lian minah so angry, peeple ask.

You see lah, before erection, everything also must pay and pay thru our nose. Then suddenly near erection time got SO MANY GOODIES!

So many goodies see until also gua got nosebleed.

Wah got free money liao. Somemore ah, the annual transport fare increment is pushed forward, like as if can renew library book lidat. Supposed to expire on july, but knn, erection time happy happy renew until october. Bo liao la.

You vote for them you get good stuff first, then suffer next. You don't vote for them, you don't get good stuff AND you have to suffer next. Wah sibeh sian man, no other way to squeeze money from peeple arh? Even people kana rape the rapist got try different style, but this one… wah the victim also tulan lor. Always kana fucked backside no style one.

I was telling saman that time- so you voting for who arh? Then she say dat she working in garment position, you siao ar want to vote woker party? Then I tell her, aiyah why you so bodoh, they cannot check mah! Even lau lee and lau goh got go on tv, make big hoo haa show the ballot box throw in fire all, opposition party also can know how many voted for them, bla bla bla… they cannot trace who you are mah. And you know what that bitch tell me? She said FUCK YOU LAH U MINAH! You think so easy one meh? The garmen damn not happy if you don't vote for them, if got many many peeple neber vote for them, vote for the opposition, they will investigate one. And she show the " " sign using her hand when say investigate. I tell her stop lah, you look like one stupid slut doing that, hahahaha! Then that bitch whack me on the head lor, like idiot. Wah lan doy, I spend a lot of money man, go do my hair nice nice curly curly like the leng lui xiaxue. Then the bitch tell me hahaha! You go make your hair look like the prostitute girl with blog for what! Stupid man! Wah sei, I tell you, I damn angry lor with saman. I dowan talk to her anymore for the day. Pissed man.

Then I go check peeple blog, so sian nothing to do, that stupid bitch saman was reading some magazine with sexy girl and boy together on the front, so I go my darling rockson de blog. He so funny man! I saw him write about the durain guy. Aiyah, this durain fella ah… knn lah he.

His balls deserve to be cut off and die alone on top of the spike of the ugly durian near the singapore river. Sial punya orang, I still not happy every time peeple remind me every 1 dollar I give it is 90 cent go to his fucking toilet paper wipe his backside. I is very mad now. All the while they show sad sad story of people with die-a-betes, with kidney problem, get stuck to the stupid big machine take their blood can clean it… so ke lian man I see them… then what lah, no money lah, this lah that lah… Then in school got my kawaii de cousin come to my house ask jie, can donate to NKF not? For help poor thing peeple, I also heart soften, I oways give minimum 10 dollar. And kaninabehchaocheebye, that fucking durain only give one dollar from my 10 dollar to help those peeple!!!! Wah, wan to go oversea fly on plane must fucking use people money arh? CHEEBYE, you fucking CEO, you supposed to be charitable organisation go fly air asia lah! We all poorer than you, no peanut salary even if work for 10 year give you money and what you do with it? SPEND 90% for YOURSELF! KANINA! I work hard for that money and u easy easy spend any o how. You deserve to get life imprisonment man.

Then I so angry, then I talk talk to myself and saman that babi ask me you siao ah, cakap sendiri.

Ninabeh, what she know man… everything also garment give. I tell you arh, once I can vote, I dun vote them. Seriously. Minah here is very angry at things going on. I dowan to keep paying and paying. Where is the transparen-c man. Say no corrupt, no this, no that.

THEN TELL LAH! Why the GRC no pap one got no upgrading works? Explain lah sial!

GRRRRRRRRRR.

Gua cukup banyak angry sekarang!

Monday, April 24, 2006

Who don't love money is MAD

Singporean all love money.

Who dun love money is mad.

Tapi hor, singpore garment also love money.

Haiyah, all also love money. Orang kata, for love, anyone can do anything. Even kill. But hor, lucky singpore garment not like that. The most they do is squeeeeeeze your money, your mother de money, your father de money, everyone punya money.

Haiyah, every time bus,mrt fare also increase. Next time the bloody idiot people ask joke "what goes up but never comes down" I will say: "it is singpore bus fare lah!" I wan take bus go orchard, chinablack party also so expensive. Mrt damn expensive can? I also think to myself- maybe if got car is cheaper. Budden my friend say ah, singpore we normal peeple buay chance to own car. Singpore is the only cuntry in the world where you must pay 1/40th of a peanut to certify that you can buy a peanut car. Then some more the road tax buay tahan, petrol price also pay like want to pour gold into our car, everytime if go visit my friend in orchard road will have to pay ERP, even go school also will kana gantry. Piangz man, I tell you.

Our garment very smart hor, say tax very low, but our working money, our see-pee-eff 21% everytime cut from our monthly pay. Some more that money until I die also cannot see. Next time people ask how much I earning, I say only less than 1000 dollar, you want to donate peanut shell to me? Hahahahaha! And my takde kerja friends I duno why always so damn bloody rich, father mother still give money to them always can go clubbing one. Sialan. I want to buy that Luis Vuitton bag also can only dream. Maybe I must go become more sexy sexy, find rich ang moh boyfriend, always buy this, buy that for me, then I run away with him to oversea! Sorry ah, but all the stupid mats with they tapered pants look like idiots who wear pants wrong size, see also tak suka. Then can forever forget about this stupid place where everything also must Pay And Pay!

Haishh. Anyway my idiot bitch friend Samantha (I call her saman hahaha) say you don't dream want to own one jaguar like the sexy sexy angmoh woman, wear leopard scarf, wear sunglasses, slim sexy leg come out, then got sunset in the background when the wind blow slow-slow. You dream also until no tomorrow. Haiz, I tell her, while plucking my eyebrow, at least the garment still allow us to dream whaaaat.

Lu enjoy telling peeple to talk, to be open, but when peeple mouth open want to say not happy things, lu bilang kita shuddup or else kana sue for slander. Machiam sial tahu tak? So everyone also must have the "I love singapore and so should you" kind of thinking arh?

I ask rockson tell you:

"FUCK YOU, UNDERSTAND?!"

Macam sial man. You think everyone is always happy arh? Not happy, you make people's lives hell, take their money, take their status, take their lives. Wah, I think hor, in singapore, become gay or lesbian and keep quiet is better than be normal people who unhappy with singpore garment, or else will kana fucked backside by lau lee on tv like the reporter!!

Haiyah, think think also until sian, I think I go do more important thing, like prepare my facial mask.